'Our Town Can Kick Your's ass'
Mayorial Message:
Hello, this webpage has been designed to aquaint you with Our Town, USA, as well as provide our sloven, ugly, sorry excuse of a population an excuse to get online and read
about information that they already know. We are very
proud of our town. Please explore this site and feel free to push as many of my buttons as you would like.
Sincerely,
Walter Brown, Mayor
The High School Track Team Sucks (click for info)
May 5th is Double coupon day at the Jitney Jungle. Be prepared to save.
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Please be nice to the town prostitutes, as recent tourism studies have
found that protitution is our main source of tourism revenue.
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